Yes, yes, Dr. Fiasco, everyone got a green hot/sexy single and lots of money. Now, on to Bad Movie Night - TONIGHT!


BEN- HUR!!!!


Because you can't have a month of religious films with only one Charlton Heston flick.

We tried. It can't be done.

What else does this movie have besides Chuck and his glower?

Miles and miles of gleaming glisteny pumped-up sweaty manflesh.

You kids who think that 300 is the last word on homoerotic skirt-and-sword epics? That's Sister Act compared to Ben-Hur.

This is the real thing, genuine greasey pectoral goodness, not frackin' CGI. It's like a COLT Studios muscle-worship video, but shot in 70mm and with a cameo by Jesus.

Fitting, really, for a story about two men who are in love, but can't admit it because one of them's Charlton Heston.

And we don't even have to tell you what the chariot race signifies.

Your hosts Jim Fournaidis, Mikl Em, and Geekboy wish they could quit you.


TONIGHT!!!! (SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!)


Kissing some of you gentely